Advertising. Publicity. Entertainment. All in one box.
Book THE THING MACHINE! For........

BUSINESS/STORE/PRODUCT? A skit that fully promotes all the advantages and capabilities of your products or services. Custom-written, to get the exact points you need to get across! I can even hand out brochures, coupons or samples!

FESTIVAL? I can advertise the events and attractions of the day, act as a guide, promote your sponsors - and even make a skit centered on the theme of the festival!

MUSEUM? Having an "Open House" or blockbuster exhibition? Let me promote your family, education and adult programs, hand out brochures - even advertise future exhibitions and specials!

THEATER/CLUB? As I did for Hartford Stage, I can advertise your current and future shows, hand out brochures, promote your programs, and even do a special Thing Machine ticket offer!

TRADESHOW? My custom-written skit can sum up your show for attendees, highlight certain aspects and provide hourly updates; leaving your attendees not only more educated about your show, but motivated to get more involved in it.

BUT I DON'T NEED ADVERTISING! My advertising's taken care of. I've booked my entertainment. Word of mouth has taken care of the rest. I don't need anything else! Maybe not. But why go with the same old thing?

Go with something that's never been done before!

The Thing Machine can inform your visitors/patrons of the day's activities, advertise your sponsors, hand out brochures and construct a skit that compliments the theme of your event.

Advertising.
Publicity.
Entertainment.

All in one box.

VISIT YOUR SCHOOL

Have the Thing Machine visit your school! Learn about.... ART! I can perform a skit about art and art history!

HISTORY! A skit about history, and how important the past is and how it effects our lives!

Or any other subject you can think of/need--- MATH, SCIENCE, HEALTH, BUSINESS.... you name it and I can do it! ....in under five minutes -- or longer... all for an affordable price!

VISIT YOUR BUSINESS!
The Thing Machine can visit your business to boost morale, inform employees of new ideas/projects, or even simply to promote company unity.


THUMBELINA:
The classic fairy tale has been tailored to be performed in the Thing Machine! See a staple of children's literature redefined and given a modern twist - all inside a vending machine!

DO YOU HAVE A NEW PRODUCT? I can write a skit customized for your product, perform in a festival, park, mall or public place and perform for several or more hours, advertising YOUR product - even hand out samples! Imagine reaching possibly hundreds of new customers, all in the space of a few hours. At a fraction of the cost of regular advertising!

BUT I'VE HIRED MY ENTERTAINMENT! Then why not add an act that advertises what your organization does, and promotes your sponsors? I perform skits that not only entertain, but advertise as well. With the Thing Machine, you're getting entertainment that can make you money!

 

THE PERFECT BLEND OF ART AND COMMERCE
CAPTURE YOUR AUDIENCE BEFORE IT WALKS AWAY!
call me now at
(860) 232-3101
email:
info@thingmachine.com

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