the Thing Machine visit your school! Learn about....
ART! I can perform a skit about art and art history!
A skit about history, and how important the past is
and how it effects our lives!
any other subject you can think of/need--- MATH, SCIENCE,
HEALTH, BUSINESS.... you name it and I can do it! ....in
under five minutes -- or longer... all for an affordable
The Thing Machine can visit your business to boost morale,
inform employees of new ideas/projects, or even simply
to promote company unity.
The classic fairy tale has been tailored to be performed
in the Thing Machine! See a staple of children's literature
redefined and given a modern twist - all inside a vending
YOU HAVE A NEW PRODUCT?
I can write a skit customized for your product, perform in a festival, park, mall or public place
and perform for several or more hours, advertising
YOUR product - even hand out samples! Imagine reaching
possibly hundreds of new customers, all in the space
of a few hours. At a fraction of the cost of regular
I'VE HIRED MY ENTERTAINMENT!
Then why not add an act that advertises what your organization
does, and promotes your sponsors? I perform skits that
not only entertain, but advertise as well. With the
Thing Machine, you're getting entertainment that can
make you money!