What can a talking vending machine do for my business/event?

How'd you like to capture a potential customer's attention for five full minutes.... and be able to tell them everything you do.... and do it in a fast, creative way?

Not through an ad agency or a billboard or a radio spot.... but through a talking vending machine! The box can inform people about everything you do in under five minutes. Audiences today have been bombarded with every conceivable type of advertising. From TV and radio ads to advertisements on supermarket floors to web ads. It's overpowering. As a result, much of it has lost its power to engage and fully captivate a potential customer's attention.

IN A PARK! IN A MALL! ON THE STREET!

Wherever your audience is, the Thing Machine can be there! The box is four feet wide by six feet high and can easily fit in any location.

People are on the go, and as life speeds up, their attention spans become shorter. They sometimes need to be grabbed to get their attention. They've seen ads on soda bottles. They've seen ads on cars, and on the uniforms of Olympians.

How can you get people's attention when they've seen
it all?
That's where the Thing Machine
comes in.

Written just for you. Get across exactly what you want. I write & perform custom-made skits that are advertisements for the event/business I'm hired for. You tell me what you want advertised and I'll do it - customized to exactly what you want.